Yamaha Lowering Link: Ever wonder who had the phone number before you?

YamaLink did. No longer, though, cuz it seems our phone number used to be a veterinarian's office. At first we said the usual "sorry, no vet here. Well, not a veterinarian. One of us is a Navy vet."

The last call was about a chameleon. I guess someone's reptile had an upset stomach. We told the owner to reset the little guy's sag, turn his high-speed compression in just a scootch and raise the forks a quarter inch. Call us in the morning.